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“Any negative polls are fake news, just like the CNN, ABC, NBC polls in the election. “We are going to have an unbelievable, perhaps record-setting turnout for the inauguration, and there will be plenty of movie and entertainment stars. It’s hard to find a great dress for this inauguration.” Hmmmm 5. Good people don’t go into government.” Well at least he’s showing some self awareness. “The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.” And not that fabulous barnet of yours? “It’s freezing and snowing in New York – we need global warming! The fact that he’s made a great deal of money is one of the central themes in his presidential campaign.

I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. They’re not sending you, they’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with us. That’s to be expected.” Because of course, no woman can resist Trump’s charms. “One of they key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace. “I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.” Possibly (/definitely) one of the creepiest things we’ve ever heard… “My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.” Ew. “I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.” We’re glad he’s so concerned about the obesity crisis. “I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I’m more honest and my women are more beautiful.” Women aren’t possessions, Donald. First and foremost Donald spent his time making lots of money buying and selling property.

“I will build a great wall – and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me – and I’ll build them very inexpensively. “When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending the best. I mean, I’d look at her right in that fat, ugly face of hers, I’d say ‘Rosie, you’re fired.’” Trump has infamously hated on Rosie O’Donnell, making crude, sexist and misogynistic remarks about her on multiple occasions. “All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. “You’re disgusting.” To put this into context, Donald Trump said this to the opposing lawyer during a court case when she asked for a medical break to pump breast milk for her three-month-old daughter. “The point is, you can never be too greedy.” Campaign slogan = sorted. Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure; it’s not your fault.” Don’t worry, we won’t. “I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist.” What does that even ? “Who wouldn’t take Kate’s picture and make lots of money is she does the nude sunbathing thing. Trump was expelled from school at the age of 13 and sent to the New York military academy.

And some, I assume, are good people.” Just another casually racial slur, then… “Our great African-American President hasn’t exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly destroying Baltimore.” Don’t worry, his racist outbursts aren’t just directed at Mexico. “If I were running ‘The View’, I’d fire Rosie O’Donnell. ” In his Twitter liveblogging of the Democratic debate, Trump seemed to think he was watching a talent show rather than looking for the next POTUS. “My Twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth.” We think Donald may be overestimating the power of Twitter. “My IQ is one of the highest — and you all know it! I don’t think it’s gonna happen.” Because sweating = the inability to solve a political crisis. So Trump does actually have a family, which might come as a surprise to those of us who’d assumed he was forged in a cave, like an orc.

For the study, each participant was given a series of statements to rate using a numerical scale to classify each quote as either “profound,” “bullsh*t” or “mundane.” They were also given a series of cognitive and intellectual tests.

“The other candidates — they went in, they didn’t know the air conditioning didn’t work. And, [Republican rival Marco Rubio] referred to my hands: ‘If they’re small, something else must be small.’ I guarantee you there’s no problem. That’s nice” Said Donald in typically patronising style to a female 9/11 survivor. Be careful, Lyin’ Ted, or I will spill the beans on your wife! The only thing she’s got going is the woman’s card, and the beautiful thing is, women don’t like her.” Speaking from a, errr, woman’s perspective, we reckon ol’ Trumpy may be a little off with this one. Fred Trump was once arrested at a KKK rally and was sued by the US Justice Department for refusing to rent flats to African-American people.

” Did you compete in the Tour de France and cure cancer with a free hand?

Or like, the floating elbow of a cropped ex out of frame. "Live every week like it’s shark week."Are you sure you’re not one of the popular guys from my high school? “Looking for someone to go on adventures with”The thing is, the worst idea for a first date is to embark on an inescapable all-day excursion that you can’t slither out of with an “emergency” or an “I’m tired,” because you are eating octopus on Mars while searching for the Treasure of the Sierra Madre, or whatever the fuck. "Not your typical finance guy."Ironically, writing this makes you a typical finance guy.

If he’s choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn’t respect your feelings and needs.

“Busy” is another word for “asshole.” “Asshole” is another word for the guy you’re dating. Rowling, “Ten Things You Shouldn't Say on a Date.1.

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